| Comedy Central: 2010-09-08 (Wednesday) |
| 05:35 | Frasier | Niles puts Daphne on a diet, unaware she has secret stashes of food hidden all over the place. Roz tries a new perfume guaranteed to have a devastating effect on men, while Frasier sets out to save station manager Kenny's marriage - only to end up dating his wife. |
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| 06:00 | QVC - Shopping Made Easy | |
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| 09:00 | Frasier | In this homage to the film Sliding Doors, two possible versions of the shrink's Valentine's Day unfold - one in which a waitress captures his heart and one where he spends a lonely night at home. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer. |
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| 09:30 | Frasier | Niles puts Daphne on a diet, unaware she has secret stashes of food hidden all over the place. Roz tries a new perfume guaranteed to have a devastating effect on men, while Frasier sets out to save station manager Kenny's marriage - only to end up dating his wife. |
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| 10:00 | The King of Queens | After being bombarded with subtle hints, Carrie throws a surprise party to celebrate Arthur's 75th birthday, roping in a reluctant Doug to take the old man out for the day. However, when the pair visit Arthur's favourite restaurant for lunch, he slopes off. |
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| 10:30 | The King of Queens | Doug and Deacon try their luck on the gaming tables in Atlantic City, telling Carrie a white lie to ensure there's no trouble at home - but their night proves far from profitable. Kevin James and Victor Williams star. |
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| 11:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond | Pilot episode of the comedy series. Debra tires of having to deal with Ray's interfering mother, grumpy father and resentful brother, who constantly show up out of the blue, and a white lie has embarrassing consequences. Starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton. |
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| 11:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond | Debra sees newlywed friends making a public display of affection, and cannot help wondering why Raymond has so much trouble telling her he loves her. Ray Romano stars. |
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| 12:00 | Two and a Half Men | Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists the help of Charlie to improve their relationship. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer stars. |
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| 12:30 | Two and a Half Men | Charlie finds himself attracted to estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star. |
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| 13:00 | The King of Queens | After being bombarded with subtle hints, Carrie throws a surprise party to celebrate Arthur's 75th birthday, roping in a reluctant Doug to take the old man out for the day. However, when the pair visit Arthur's favourite restaurant for lunch, he slopes off. |
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| 13:30 | The King of Queens | Doug and Deacon try their luck on the gaming tables in Atlantic City, telling Carrie a white lie to ensure there's no trouble at home - but their night proves far from profitable. Kevin James and Victor Williams star. |
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| 14:00 | Frasier | In this homage to the film Sliding Doors, two possible versions of the shrink's Valentine's Day unfold - one in which a waitress captures his heart and one where he spends a lonely night at home. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer. |
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| 14:30 | Frasier | Niles puts Daphne on a diet, unaware she has secret stashes of food hidden all over the place. Roz tries a new perfume guaranteed to have a devastating effect on men, while Frasier sets out to save station manager Kenny's marriage - only to end up dating his wife. |
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| 15:00 | Two and a Half Men | Evelyn's new boyfriend takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas and the brothers deal with lingering feelings about their mother's dating habits, discussing the men who have come into and out of their lives. Robert Wagner guest stars. |
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| 15:30 | Two and a Half Men | Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping when he prepares to start a new school - but soon land themselves in trouble. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones. |
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| 16:00 | The King of Queens | Doug tries to prove he pays Carrie enough attention, but it is an uphill struggle - especially as he also has a Super Bowl party to organise. Comedy, starring Kevin James. |
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| 16:30 | The King of Queens | Arthur gets a new mobile phone, while a mix-up means Doug and Carrie are given another couple's photographs. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Leah Remini and Jerry Stiller. |
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| 17:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond | Pilot episode of the comedy series. Debra tires of having to deal with Ray's interfering mother, grumpy father and resentful brother, who constantly show up out of the blue, and a white lie has embarrassing consequences. Starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton. |
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| 17:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond | Debra sees newlywed friends making a public display of affection, and cannot help wondering why Raymond has so much trouble telling her he loves her. Ray Romano stars. |
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| 18:00 | Two and a Half Men | Evelyn's new boyfriend takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas and the brothers deal with lingering feelings about their mother's dating habits, discussing the men who have come into and out of their lives. Robert Wagner guest stars. |
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| 18:30 | Two and a Half Men | Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping when he prepares to start a new school - but soon land themselves in trouble. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones. |
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| 19:00 | The King of Queens | After being bombarded with subtle hints, Carrie throws a surprise party to celebrate Arthur's 75th birthday, roping in a reluctant Doug to take the old man out for the day. However, when the pair visit Arthur's favourite restaurant for lunch, he slopes off. |
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| 19:30 | The King of Queens | Doug and Deacon try their luck on the gaming tables in Atlantic City, telling Carrie a white lie to ensure there's no trouble at home - but their night proves far from profitable. Kevin James and Victor Williams star. |
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| 20:00 | Frasier | In this homage to the film Sliding Doors, two possible versions of the shrink's Valentine's Day unfold - one in which a waitress captures his heart and one where he spends a lonely night at home. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer. |
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| 20:30 | Frasier | Niles puts Daphne on a diet, unaware she has secret stashes of food hidden all over the place. Roz tries a new perfume guaranteed to have a devastating effect on men, while Frasier sets out to save station manager Kenny's marriage - only to end up dating his wife. |
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| 21:00 | Two and a Half Men | Charlie behaves strangely after spending time with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with acts oddly the next morning. Janeane Garofalo guest stars. |
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| 21:30 | Two and a Half Men | Alan believes Charlie should date more respectable women, so he sets him up with a judge, but the night ends in disaster when the bachelor runs into an old flame. |
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| 22:00 | Sex and the City | Charlotte turns to oriental mysticism in a desperate attempt to get pregnant, and Steve discovers Miranda and her new boyfriend in a compromising situation. Smith's misguided efforts to hold hands with Samantha end in disaster, while Big returns to New York to undergo surgery, forcing Carrie to face up to her feelings for him. |
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| 22:35 | Sex and the City | Internationally acclaimed artist Aleksandr Petrovsky enters Carrie's love life. Meanwhile, Charlotte finally manages to get pregnant, Samantha panics when she finds a grey hair, and as baby Brady celebrates his first birthday, Miranda and Steve realise they belong together. Russian ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov guest stars. |
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| 23:15 | Samantha Who? | The amnesiac wants a baby so decides to see if she possesses a motherly instinct by looking after one of Dena's dogs. Christina Applegate stars. |
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| 23:45 | Samantha Who? | Sam tries to befriend Frank after convincing herself she used to be a racist. Andrea worries she might lose the glamour that comes with dating a celebrity when Tony is outed as gay. |
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| 00:15 | Two and a Half Men | Charlie behaves strangely after spending time with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with acts oddly the next morning. Janeane Garofalo guest stars. |
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| 00:45 | Two and a Half Men | Alan believes Charlie should date more respectable women, so he sets him up with a judge, but the night ends in disaster when the bachelor runs into an old flame. |
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| 01:15 | South Park | Cartman dresses up as a Japanese robot and delivers himself to Butters in an attempt to make fun of the unpopular boy. His plan seems to be working when he learns a few embarrassing secrets, but things take a downturn when their mothers arrange to send the pair to Los Angeles. |
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| 01:45 | South Park | The boys meet a boy called Blanket who is new to the neighbourhood, and despite Cartman's initial reservations at hanging out with a `little kid', the gang is persuaded to go inside his house - where his strange but extremely playful father is introduced. |
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| 02:15 | Sex and the City | Carrie bumps into Big's fiancee while shopping, and Samantha treats her friends to a day's pampering at a health spa, where one of the male attendants is rumoured to give more than just a massage. Charlotte is initially hesitant to disrobe but does not regret making the effort. |
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| 02:50 | Sex and the City | Miranda behaves like a man in her relationship when she feels Steve is suffocating her. Carrie is shocked to discover her partner has had homosexual affairs in the past and Charlotte releases her masculine alter ego during a photo session. Alanis Morissette and Eddie Cahill guest star alongside Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis. |
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| 03:25 | Grouchy Young Men | Celebrities in their twenties including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, discuss their confusion in discovering they are now grown-ups. |
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| 03:55 | Two and a Half Men | Charlie tries to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but nearly drowns. He tells Alan that their father appeared to him while he was at death's door and made a request that his brother is reluctant to fulfil. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones. |
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| 04:20 | The King of Queens | American comedy, starring Kevin James as a delivery driver whose home life is constantly thrown into disarray by his father-in-law. With Leah Remini and Jerry Stiller. |
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| 04:45 | The King of Queens | Arthur gets a new mobile phone, while a mix-up means Doug and Carrie are given another couple's photographs. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Leah Remini and Jerry Stiller. |
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| 05:10 | Frasier | In this homage to the film Sliding Doors, two possible versions of the shrink's Valentine's Day unfold - one in which a waitress captures his heart and one where he spends a lonely night at home. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer. |
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