| Sky1: 2010-09-08 (Wednesday) |
| 06:00 | The Real A&E (R) | Life in the casualty department, following staff as they work round the clock treating a variety of illnesses and injuries. |
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| 06:30 | The Real A&E (R) | Life in the casualty department, following staff as they work round the clock treating a variety of illnesses and injuries. |
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| 07:00 | Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) (T) | Jon Tickle examines the science of urine, Richard Hammond goes to the dogs, and there is an experiment involving playing darts while being subject to an electric shock. Plus, the finale of caravan golf and ways to win at the funfair. |
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| 08:00 | Oops TV (R) (T) | Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins. |
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| 09:00 | Bondi Vet (R) | Australian vet Chris Brown comes to the aid of a hit-and-run victim and a lorikeet learning to fly. |
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| 09:30 | Bondi Vet (R) | Australian vet Chris Brown treats a sick kitten and travels to the Bush to assist with a difficult birth. |
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| 10:00 | Bones (R) (T) | Brennan and Booth travel to Washington to investigate when a man's arm is found in the stomach of a black bear. Tests reveal the limb was sawn off before the bear ate it, and it emerges that some of the bite marks present are human. The search for the culprit leads to the discovery of two bodies, but a suspect proves harder to come by. Crime drama, starring Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz. |
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| 11:00 | Wedding SOS (R) | Following engaged couples in the run-up to their big day as they cope with budgets, massive to-do lists and last-minute hiccups. The bride and groom reveal how they deal with the stress of planning a wedding, while experts look at how their problems can be solved. |
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| 11:30 | Babies at Risk (R) (T) | The intensive care unit tends to a tiny baby girl called Sam, born at 27-weeks gestation, and weighing just 735g. Meanwhile, Kieran is discharged, to his mother's delight. |
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| 12:00 | First Love (R) | DJ and aspiring drummer Mark Radcliffe prepares for a percussion performance at the Manchester Apollo, four decades after his childhood dreams of rock stardom faded. |
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| 13:00 | Project Runway (R) (T) | The competitors panic when they are taken out of their comfort zones and challenged to design menswear for former American football player Tiki Barber - resulting in many contestants seeking help from their models. Heidi Klum presents. |
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| 14:00 | Bones (R) (T) | Detective Booth and Dr Brennan investigate when the body of a six-year-old boy who vanished from a local park is found buried in a field, showing signs of assault. Angela struggles to come to terms with the emotional strain of her work and tells Brennan she is thinking of leaving the Jeffersonian. Crime drama, starring Emily Deschanel, David Boreanaz and Michaela Conlin. |
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| 15:00 | Stargate SG-1 (R) (T) | Part one of two. Lt Col Cameron Mitchell arrives at the SGC to lead SG-1, only to discover the original members have all gone their separate ways on different projects. Determined to join the elite unit, he decides the perfect way to reunite the team would be to go in search of artefacts once belonging to the Ancients. |
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| 16:00 | Stargate SG-1 (R) (T) | Part two of two. Daniel Jackson and Vala still struggle to shake off the Goa'ul bracelets and find themselves transported to a distant galaxy, where they inhabit the bodies of two civilians on a planet governed by an unfamiliar deity. |
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| 17:00 | Malcolm in the Middle (R) (T) | Polly cannot choose between Abe or Craig, so decides to date them both, while Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's supposedly lucky shirt. Elsewhere, the ranch-hands make fun of Francis, and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention. |
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| 17:30 | Futurama (R) (T) | Part three of four. Fry and the gang are sucked into Bender's alternative reality, where Leela turns into a centaur and Farnsworth becomes the Great Wizard of Grayfarn. On their mission to destroy the anti-crystal, they finally make their way to the Cave of Hopelessness, where they come up against a marauding band of enemies. |
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| 18:00 | Oops TV (R) | Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins. |
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| 18:30 | The Simpsons (R) (T) | Mayor Quimby brings election day forward, making Springfield's the first primary election in the country and causing an influx of politicians and the media. |
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| 19:00 | The Simpsons (R) (T) | Bart and Lisa help extraterrestrials phone home - until their sinister plans are revealed. Meanwhile, Homer and Marge play the title characters when they parody the film Mr and Mrs Smith. |
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| 19:30 | The Simpsons (R) (T) | Homer is jealous when old classmate Vance Connor - who beat him in a vote for class president at high school - is inducted into the Springfield Walk of Fame. Lenny and Carl confess they fixed the result - leading the hapless father to speculate on how his life would have changed had he won the ballot. |
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| 20:00 | Vet Adventures (T) | Luke Gamble continues his journey in Nepal where he joins forces with a charity and rescues a maggot-infested dog before trying to track down a life-saving drug that could help the canine community. He also takes a trip to the mountains were he comes to the aid of the locals and some hairy yaks. |
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| 21:00 | Must Be the Music (R) (T) | Five more acts compete in the second semi-final, hoping to win over the public as well as rapper Dizzee Rascal, Sharleen Spiteri and Jamie Cullum to make it through to the final at Wembley Arena. Presented by Fearne Cotton. |
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| 22:15 | Must Be the Music - Meet the Semi-Finalists (R) (T) | A preview of the five acts who will perform in the third of the show's semi-finals, following the hopefuls as they prepare for their appearances. |
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| 23:00 | Notting Hill (T) | (1999, Comedy) A recently divorced bookshop owner finds love with a glamorous Hollywood film star, but ends up the focus of unwanted media interest - which nearly brings their relationship to a premature end. Romantic comedy written by Richard Curtis, starring Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts, Rhys Ifans, Emma Chambers, James Dreyfus and Gina McKee. |
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| 01:20 | Road Wars (R) | Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme features footage of dangerous drivers on overcrowded roads. |
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| 01:50 | Street Wars (R) | A specially trained crime squad tackles street violence in some of the neighbourhoods of Medway, Kent, and Derry, Northern Ireland. Muggers, pickpockets, drunks and vandals are all faced by the crack police team as it deals with some of the UK's unruliest thugs. |
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| 02:40 | The 4400 (R) (T) | Tom and Diana are put through an unusual experience when someone drugs them with a hallucinogen, causing them to come face to face with the people in their lives with whom they have unresolved issues. Meanwhile, Isabelle decides that she and Shawn should get married. Sci-fi drama, with Joel Gretsch and Megalyn Echikunwoke. |
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| 03:30 | Oops TV (R) | Selection of hilarious video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins. |
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| 03:55 | Oops TV (R) | Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins. |
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| 04:20 | Top Design (R) | Interior designers are pitted against each other as they undertake housing makeovers. |
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| 05:10 | Sell Me the Answer (R) (T) | Quiz show in which contestants barter with answer-selling traders to win a jackpot of £25,000, but must decide whether the sellers can be trusted. Hosted by Gethin Jones. |
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