| What's on Now & Next (2010-03-09) |
| 3e | 21:00:00 | My Secret Body | People reveal what parts of their own anatomy they love and hate. A man describes how he disliked his entire body until he customised it with tattoos, and a woman explains how it is impossible to find a dress that fits her stomach. A former stripper says he cannot fault his figure, and a Rastafarian explains how his dreadlocks bring him closer to his god. |
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| 21:58:00 | 3e News Update | |
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| BBC One | 21:00:00 | Famous, Rich and Jobless (T) | Gavin & Stacey actor and former EastEnder Larry Lamb, TV gardener Diarmuid Gavin, interior designer Meg Mathews and model-turned-mechanic Emma Parker Bowles agree to swap their fame to sample life on the poverty line. They are challenged to give up their home comforts, go job-hunting and survive on a minimal income. As the experiment begins, constant rejection proves too much for one of the participants, and another decides to eke out an existence on benefits. |
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| 22:00:00 | BBC News (T) | |
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| BBC Two | 21:00:00 | Horizon (T) | The documentary series examines `dark flow', an ominously named phenomenon through which vast swathes of the universe are seemingly disappearing. Sasha Kaslinsky - the scientist who first noted the effect - explains why this unexpected discovery could have huge implications for astronomy, and could herald a new era in humanity's understanding of the fabric of existence. (Followed by Weather Update) |
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| 22:00:00 | King of the Wild Frontier (R) (T) | Part one of two. Gerry Anderson embarks on a journey following the trail of mercenary soldier James Kirker. The journey takes the presenter from Co Antrim to New York, St Louis, Colorado, Mexico and California as he pieces together the Ulster cowboy place in American history. |
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| Channel 4 | 21:00:00 | One Born Every Minute (T) | A teenager prepares for the birth of her first child, and her paramedic mother struggles with the prospect of her daughter becoming a parent. Plus, the midwives worry for a free-spirited woman whose baby is overdue by eight days. |
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| 22:00:00 | Shameless (T) | After her time away from Chatsworth, Libby returns to rekindle her romance with Frank, despite her mother's best efforts to destroy their burgeoning relationship. However, the librarian's romantic delusion is shattered when she sees the `real' Frank and he is forced to resort to honesty to win her back. Elsewhere, Jamie risks losing everything he holds dear as Michelle's demands mount. |
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| Comedy Central | 21:00:00 | Two and a Half Men | One of Charlie's elderly neighbours becomes attracted to Alan, while Charlie tries to prevent Jake giving money to a TV evangelist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. With guest star Cloris Leachman. |
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| 21:30:00 | Two and a Half Men | Alan begins to see himself in a new light, and vows to a sceptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for approval from his mother and the other women in his life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones. |
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| Discovery Channel | 21:00:00 | Swords: Life on the Line | When the Sea Hawk heads to port to drop off its catch, one of the crew quits. Plus, members of the Eagle Eye II team start to feel homesick when their trip is extended by two weeks. |
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| 22:00:00 | Destroyed in Seconds | Ron Pitts presents a documentary series investigating the natural disasters and accidents that have caused large amounts of damage, from tornados to plane crashes. |
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| E4 | 21:00:00 | 90210 (T) | Navid wakes up in hospital but has no memory of who pushed him down the stairs and when Adrianna visits him she has an epiphany about her addiction to pills. Meanwhile, Silver and Teddy bond over the deaths of their mothers, while Ivy and Dixon plan to tell Naomi about her sister. |
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| 22:00:00 | Supersize vs Superskinny (R) (T) | Christian Jessen presents as two nurses - a working mother from Glasgow who weighs less than seven stone and a 26-stone self-confessed foodie - trade diets. Plus, Anna Richardson forms a Flab Fighters support group in Newport to help failed dieters ditch their favourite snack foods for good. |
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| Living | 21:00:00 | Psychic Sally: On the Road | Sally Morgan's psychic stage show reaches Telford, where she receives a message from a man who committed suicide. |
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| 22:00:00 | New Most Haunted | Yvette Fielding and a team of investigators visit spooky locales around the UK in search of things that go bump in the night. |
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| MTV | 21:00:00 | Catching Up with 16 and Pregnant: The Girls of Teen Mom | |
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| 22:00:00 | Teen Mom | Spin-off of 16 and Pregnant, following teenage mothers through early parenthood. Single mother Farrah starts dating, against her family's wishes. Maci starts planning her wedding to Ryan, and Catelynn moves back in with her disapproving parents. |
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| RTE One | 21:00:00 | RTE News: Nine O'Clock and Weather (T) | |
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| 21:35:00 | Prime Time (T) | Current affairs review, covering political and social topics at home and abroad, plus local and international headlines and up-to-the-minute reports on breaking news stories. |
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| RTE Two | 21:00:00 | Grey's Anatomy (T) | Meredith returns to work and is daunted by the competition that awaits her after the hospital merger. Meanwhile, Cristina is angry when Owen recruits Iraq War veteran Teddy Altman as the new cardiothoracic surgeon, and Izzie is reunited with her high-school mentor, who needs treatment for dementia. Starring Ellen Pompeo and Katherine Heigl. |
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| 21:55:00 | Desperate Housewives (T) | Gabrielle and Lynette find their friendship on the brink of collapse, and Bree comes to an agreement with Orson about their marriage. Meanwhile, Danny's mistake threatens to cost Angie her freedom, and Christmas cheer looks set to be curtailed when disaster strikes, putting everyone on Wisteria Lane in mortal peril. Starring Drea de Matteo. |
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| Sky1 | 21:00:00 | Caprica (T) | Daniel is torn when rival industrialist Tomas Vergis arrives on Caprica with an ultimatum that could destroy Graystone Industries unless he accepts his proposal. Elsewhere, Clarice befriends Amanda in the hope of acquiring Zoe's avatar programme, while Lacy meets the Barnabas. |
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| 22:00:00 | Fringe (T) | The team travels to Edina to investigate the murder of three state troopers, discovering that many of the residents are disfigured but have managed to hide their deformity. |
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| TG4 | 21:05:00 | GoodFellas | (1990, General Movie/Drama) An Irish-Italian boy from a poor neighbourhood grows up idolising the glamorous lifestyle of the Mafia. Taken under the wing of a mobster, he rises quickly in the world of organised crime. But he soon has murder and treachery to contend with, while his involvement in drug deals places him at risk from both sides of the law. Martin Scorsese's crime drama, starring Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta and an Oscar-winning Joe Pesci. |
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| 23:45:00 | Glas Vegas (R) | Talent show searching for the entertainment world's next star. |
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| TV3 | 19:30:00 | Champions League Live | Arsenal v FC Porto (Kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the last-16 second-leg encounter at the Emirates Stadium, where the hosts need to overturn a 2-1 first-leg deficit to progress. The Gunners last met Porto here in last season's group stage, when they recorded a 4-0 victory, with Emmanuel Adebayor and Robin van Persie scoring a brace each. |
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| 23:00:00 | Nightly News | Round-up of the day's main headlines. |
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| UTV | 21:00:00 | Law & Order: UK (R) (T) | Brooks and Devlin fail to find a lead when a 13-year-old is kicked to death at Euston Station, so they turn to Chandler, who holds a press conference. As the detectives are led through a tangled web of family loyalties, the suspect's barrister, an old flame of Steel's, gathers evidence for an audacious defence strategy that could change the nature of the British legal system. Dervla Kirwan (Material Girl) guest stars, with Bradley Walsh, Jamie Bamber and Ben Daniels. |
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| 22:00:00 | ITV News at Ten and Weather (T) | |
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