| What's on Now & Next (2026-09-18) | |||
| RTE One
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11:15 | Diagnosis Murder | An heiress is stabbed by a stalker, but the most likely suspect is found dead - and the case is complicated when an X-ray of the victim reveals surprising results. Medical whodunit, starring Dick Van Dyke and Victoria Rowell |
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| 12:10 | Still Open All Hours | Love is in the air in the corner shop as Granville continues his attempts to woo Mavis, Gastric needs yet more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. There's further fun as Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze and the small businessman reveals his tip for preserving bacon. David Jason and James Baxter star as the father-son corner-shop owners, with Tim Healy, Kulvinder Ghir and Brigit Forsyth | |
| RTE2
[102] |
11:45 | Go Jetters | The cartoon heroes spring into action when Glitch's mini-master toys invade Hong Kong Harbour |
| 12:00 | Horrible Histories | A look at some of history's most ridiculous rules, from William the Conqueror chopping off body parts to Elizabeth I in court over some swan-related mischief | |
| Virgin Media One
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10:00 | This Morning | Daily magazine, featuring a mix of celebrity chat, showbusiness news, lifestyle features, topical discussion, health and beauty advice and more |
| 12:30 | News at 12:30 | The latest national and international news stories from the Virgin Media News team, followed by sport and weather | |
| TG4
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11:30 | Comhrá | True blue Dub and retired teacher Colm Mac Séalaigh was a member of the well-known Irish language band Na Fíréin. He also managed the Dublin colleges' hurling teams as well as being a selector for the Dublin senior hurling team. Now living in Conamara, he is this week's guest |
| 12:00 | The Golden Girls | Dorothy and Blanche feel sorry for Rose when she does not receive any replies to her advertisement for a male companion - so they take it upon themselves to write one | |
| Virgin Media Two
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11:00 | Riddiculous | Ranvir Singh hosts the quiz where contestants take on the Riddlemaster in a bid to solve his riddles. How will Sarah and Margaret, Kris and Matt, and Michael and Michelle get on? |
| 12:00 | Moneyball | Ian Wright hosts as three more teams of two try to bank money by dropping a ball from the Launcher onto an amount of cash. Can couple Kieran and Laura win big and take their dream trip to America, will father and daughter Jermaine and Charis beat the Launcher to take home tens of thousands of pounds, and can Sarah and her brother-in-law Patrick strike it lucky to secure a deposit on a house and a holiday for the kids? | |
| Virgin Media Three
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11:00 | River Monsters | The island of Andros in the West Indies boasts tales of swimmers being ripped from the surface of the island's mysterious blue holes by a monster known as the Lusca. Described as half-shark, half-octopus with a taste for human flesh, it is said to drag its prey a thousand feet down to its deep water lair. Extreme angler Jeremy Wade travels to the tropical paradise, with his quest for answers taking him to dangerous new depths and closer than ever to a real killer |
| 12:05 | Call the Cleaners | Maxine and Jasmine help a man who is caring for his elderly father, with the family home featuring kitchen floorboards that have years' worth of dirt ingrained and carpets that are threadbare and filthy. Yvonne and Angela have their work cut out with the worst toilet they have ever encountered in a one-day clean of a caravan | |
| BBC One
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11:30 | Homes Under the Hammer | Developers in Birkenhead in Merseyside, and Ilkeston in Derbyshire, both manage to create additional bedrooms in their properties by rejigging existing layouts. A bungalow in Orpington, south-east London, is also appraised. Presented by Jacqui Joseph, Martin Roberts and Dion Dublin |
| 12:15 | Bargain Hunt | David Harper and Philip Serrell assist two brothers-in-law and an engaged couple as they explore a sprawling antiques centre in Bradford. Presenter Natasha Raskin Sharp meets a man whose interest in antique lawnmowers over 50 years ago triggered a passion for the old, the rare and the extraordinary | |
| Channel 4
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11:10 | American Pickers | Expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz hunt down hidden treasures and valuable relics across the USA, uncovering incredible artefacts and captivating stories of American life and history. A lead on an ultra-rare Volkswagen Beetle turns out to be a true barn find, but it'll take a heavy metal move to bring it home |
| 12:05 | Channel 4 News Summary | Channel 4's midday news summary | |
| E4
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11:00 | Below Deck Down Under | A crew shake-up has quite the effect on the Katina, with chef Ben distracted and Jenna's jealousy hitting an all-time high. Mounting guest complaints jeopardise the latest charter |
| 12:00 | The Simpsons | Homer agrees to a request from Mel Gibson to help re-edit his latest film, a remake of the James Stewart classic Mr Smith Goes to Washington - and shocks the studio executives by adding a lot more action scenes | |
| BBC Four
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02:45 | Top of the Pops | Sara Cox presents the pop chart programme, first broadcast on April 14 2000. Featuring Steps, Angie Stone, Sweet Female Attitude, Bloodhound Gang, Lock 'n' Load, Hanson, Lonestar and Craig David |
| 19:00 | Top of the Pops | Sara Cox presents the pop chart programme, first broadcast on April 14 2000. Featuring Steps, Angie Stone, Sweet Female Attitude, Bloodhound Gang, Lock 'n' Load, Hanson, Lonestar and Craig David | |
| More4
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11:35 | Come Dine with Me | The first of the week's dinner parties in Medway, Kent, is hosted by experimental cook and retired grandmother Nina Gaskell. Her guests are barmaid Laura Leibo, police worker Esther Kennedy, mortgage adviser Michael Dodsworth and art graduate Patrick Fysh, and she hopes to impress them with her unusual dishes including a cucumber stuffed with corned beef, and gravy with coconut |
| 12:05 | Come Dine with Me | Barmaid Laura Leibo hosts the second party in Medway, Kent, but struggles to cope with the stresses of the task. She hopes her improvised cheesecake and questionable gravy will be forgotten when she invites her guests to take part in a robotic dance-off in her kitchen - with Nina Gaskell grabbing the opportunity to show off a hidden talent | |